How to Be Classy

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#8 - Yard Sculptures

Classy people don’t put fake marble sculptures in their yard or garden.

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#7 - Sweatpants

Juicy and Sweaty don't go together

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#6 - The Word ‘Like’

Classy people don’t say the word ‘like’ more than once every three sentences. Continuous repetition of any word is very annoying, but particularly so when the word is misused, as is chronically done with ‘like’. There are three proper uses of the word ‘like’: Continue reading

#5 - Never Argue Over the Bill

Classy people never argue over who picks up the tab at a restaurant. We realize that money can be a sensitive issue for some people. Classy people, then, adapt to the circumstance. If someone offers to pay, we let him. If no one has yet offered to pay, we gladly offer to. If, having offered to pay, someone else steps in and says “No, I’ve got this,” we step back and gladly let him pay, with many thanks. Many people have a harder time accepting a gift than giving one.

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#4 - Sagging Pants

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Classy people do not wear sagging pants. Let’s think for a moment about the sorts of things that go through our minds when we see someone with sagging pants. Continue reading

#3 - Friendly Enemies

the best way to argue or make an argument is to do so calmly and maintain friendships with the people who disagree with you. You don't ever have to agree, but you should always be friends.

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#2 - Truck Nuts

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Classy people do not hang iron bull testicles from their rear bumper. There are many things in nature that are worthy of reproducing as art — landscapes, waterfalls, a flock of geese — but testicles are not among them.

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