In a recent episode of Scotch & Smoke Rings, I was asked for my opinion on pornography which I duly gave. Since many were curious, I want to take a moment to explain my stance fully, which is that porn and masturbation are not classy – not for…
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A personal blog by Brandon M. Dennis.
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#9 — Bumper Stickers
Classy people do not put stickers on their cars. They recognize that the color of the car is embellishment enough, and anything beyond it is just extra weight. Bumper stickers don’t make the car go faster, and if the car…
Posted in How to Be Classy, Taste
#8 — Yard Sculptures
Classy people don’t put fake marble sculptures in their yard or garden. The Greeks, as we all know, were the first to define class. When the Romans took over, they sent their boys to Athens to learn how to be…
Posted in How to Be Classy, Taste
#7 — Sweatpants
Classy people don’t wear sweatpants, unless they’re at home, alone. We’ve all seen the corpulent woman strolling around the supermarket wearing what were once pink sweatpants covered in food stains (at least I hope they are food stains) with the words…
Posted in Dress & Fashion, How to Be Classy
#6 — The Word ‘Like’
Classy people don’t say the word ‘like’ more than once every three sentences. Continuous repetition of any word is very annoying, but particularly so when the word is misused, as is chronically done with ‘like’. There are three proper uses…
Posted in How to Be Classy, Language
#5 — Never Argue Over the Bill
Classy people never argue over who picks up the tab at a restaurant. We realize that money can be a sensitive issue for some people. Classy people, then, adapt to the circumstance. If someone offers to pay, we let him. If no…
Posted in How to Be Classy, Money
#4 — Sagging Pants
Classy people do not wear sagging pants. Let’s think for a moment about the sorts of things that go through our minds when we see someone with sagging pants. He doesn’t know what belts or suspenders are, and therefore has low IQ,…
Posted in Dress & Fashion, How to Be Classy
