In general you must either pamper people or destroy them; harm them just a little and they’ll hit back; harm them seriously and they won’t be able to. Continue reading
#2 - Truck Nuts
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Classy people do not hang iron bull testicles from their rear bumper. There are many things in nature that are worthy of reproducing as art — landscapes, waterfalls, a flock of geese — but testicles are not among them. Continue reading
All Grown-ups are Kids
Some people resist Christianity because they don’t like being told what to do. This is completely natural and understandable. It is true that Christianity lists wrongs and rights, presenting some behaviors as better than others, so naturally, those who practice the wrong behaviors will resent Christianity. This is so natural and instinctual that we can call it part of being human. We see it all the time in children. Continue reading
Script - Stag Gets a Pat Down
Staghorn Gets a Pat Down
Staghorn is in line at the flight master. He looks at his ticket — one way to whatever. He finally gets up to the metal detector. He walks through and it gœs off. Continue reading
Script - Mister Evil Runs for Office
NARRATOR
Mister Evil wants to be dean of the Evil Alchemist University. But is he evil enough? Let’s look at the facts. Continue reading
God and Aliens
I’ve often been exacerbated by people’s stubborn assertion that alien life must be out there. With no evidence of aliens, any belief in aliens therefore cannot be scientific and must be faith. My movie The Invisible Pink Unicorn and my spin-off guild are explorations of this. Because of the lack of evidence, I’m bewildered by prominent scientists, like Stephen Hawking, who have come out, not only in favor of the likelihood of alien existence, but who have made outright assertions that they must exist. Their arguments based on ratios of probability (which is bad reasoning) are all the more painful. Continue reading
Oxhorn at Dragon*Con
I was invited to Dragon*Con 2010 by the fine folks in charge of the MMO Track. After a long flight where I slept a lot because I forgot to download a new book onto my Kindle, I arrived Thursday night, took a cab to my hotel, checked in and then sped over to the Sheraton where the con was being held to pick up my badge. Continue reading
Reviews
I have a lot of opinions but not a lot of patience to write them all out. So, instead of making a new post for every review (like I have been doing), I’ll instead collect them all on this page and only add short little explanations if I feel like it. Here, then, are my thoughts on cigars, pipe tobacco, movies, books and booze. Continue reading
Perdomo Reserve Oscuro
The Perdomo Reserve Oscuro (the band reads La Tradicion, Perdomo Reserve, Cabinet Series) had a very easy draw. Probably the easiest draw of any cigar I have had to date, which is a nice thing in my book. I hate having to sit and puff on a cigar just to squeeze a bit of smoke out of it. Even though the draw was nice, it still felt like a fairly solid cigar. It was smaller than most, maybe a Robusto. Continue reading
Gran Habano 3 Siglos
The 3 Singlos is a handsome cigar with a cool band, but that’s where it’s outstanding qualities end. It isn’t a bad cigar, but it is simply mediocre. Continue reading
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