Lyrics - An Oxhorn Brand Medley

Chorus 1
lol-​omg-​wtg-​dairy-​queen
lol-​omg-​bb-​the-​q
lol-​omg-​wtg-​dairy-​queen
lol-​omg-​bb-​the-​q
lol-*cymbal*-wtg-*cymbal*-queen
lol-*cymbal*-bb-the-*cymbal*
lol-*cymbal*-wtg-*cymbal*-queen
lol-*cymbal*-bb-the-*cymbal*

Red-​red-​red-​red
red-​red-​red snappah!
Red-​red-​red-​red
red-​red-​there-​is-​no-​red-​snappah!

And then in this part I’ll have the “red-​red-​red-​red” part looping with Phineus going “Terror in storm wind”. So it will sound like this:

Terror-​red-​in stormwind-​red
Terror-​red-​in stormwind-​red
Terror-​red-​in stormwind-​red
You’re momma’s a grain of sand!

-beat-​

(For the next one, the italicized word is shouted over the final word in the line, if it is a short phrase, or over the entire line, if it is a long phrase.)

Hark, hear the wails. -n00b!-
Sad, silver wails. -pwnt!-
In, Lordæron. -ftw!-
But, they are gone. -omg!-
Diiing, dooong,
ding-​ding-​dooong
diiing, dong-​dong-​dooong -It’s the demon-​spawn-​reindeer from hell!-

Well,

If you want your gratting blit to
Chak you wolshing flak -You guys are great!-
But you want to see his wolsh
Bloit you in the back -No you’re great!-
You must treat him kindly and of this we must agree! -No you guys are great!-
Lest that wolshing, gratting blit go bloit you in the back! -No you’re great!-

Dooo, dooo,
dooo, dooo, -beat the images out of my eyes!-
doo-​doo-​doo-​doo
doo-​d-​doo-​d-​doo! -retreat to thunder bluff!-
All my life I’ve pwned those n00bs
and been happy all alone, -It’s horrible!-
but then I saw your massive hooves
and knew that you were the one, -I’m blind!-
and I’m asking you, with your tail so wide,
my darling, sweet and dear Lacy,
If you would be my lovely bride
and forever pwn those n00bs with me…me…me-me-me-me

Chorus 2
lol-​omg-​wtg-​dairy-​queen
lol-​omg-​bb-​the-​q
lol-​omg-​wtg-​dairy-​queen
lol-​omg-​bb-​the-​q

Turkey! Turkey!
Turkey for everyone! -Hippy on!-
Turkey! Turkey!
These carunkles are very tasty!
Jag talar liten Svenska
men min Svenska ar inte bra
inte br-turkey!-, inte br-turkey!-
Apply directly to a hippie!

I’m uuuuuuber, uuuber l33t! -roflmao!-
So uuuuuuber, uuuber l33t!, -rox0rz box0rz!-
What a woooonderfull feeeling
I’m pwning agaaaaain!
For there aint, no, creature
In the land, or sea,
Quite as dear, to, meee
As the great, ko, dooooo, ohhhh,—

Chorus 3
lol-​omg-​wtg-​dairy-​queen
lol-​omg-​bb-​the-​q
lol-​omg-​wtg-​dairy-​queen
lol-​omg-​bb-​the-​q

Barn-​barn-​barn-​barn,
Barn-​barn-​Barnaby!
Barn-​barn-​barn-​barn,
Kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar!
Come now, my pet,
Kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar!
Barn-​barn-​barn-​barn,
Midget gnomes unite!

hup, hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup—

stay, away from those crooked elves,
theeey, look like women
and they smell like hell!
So if you would take my
sound advice
keep a distance of at least ten feet.

-beat — beat — beat-​

Chorus finale
lol-​omg-​wtg-​dairy-​queen
lol-​omg-​bb-​the-​q
lol-​omg-​wtg-​dairy-​queen
lol-​omg-​bb-​the-​q

(For this final part, perhaps I can sing it in three-​part harmony)

Song! A song, a-​singin-​a song
just a song, song, sing-​a song
( — and this is the climax to the end where everything concludes — )
singin-​all-​day-​LONG!

END

About Oxhorn I’m an author, songwriter and movie-​maker who lives in Seattle, WA. I earned my BA in history from the University of Washington and have been interested in arguments, reasoning, research, writing and history ever since. I’m best known for my animated comedy machinima movies and music which you can find at oxhorn​.com. Visit brandonMdennis​.com for more about me, and be sure to subscribe, follow me on Twitter and Facebook. Watch my weekly live show, Scotch & Smoke Rings, at 7:00 PM Pacific for more classiness.