Lyrics - Elf Ears Roasting on an Open Fire

Elf ears roasting on an open fire
Gnome heads skewered on some poles
Drænei hooves hanging from some barbed wire
And Dwarf beards stuffed inside of rolls

Everybody knows, some salsa and Tabasco sauce
Make those human eyes taste right
Hungry Orcs, with their bellies as boss
Will feel quite satisfied tonight

They know that Drænei taste ok
That Dwarves and Gnomes together make a nice buffet
And every Human heart, tough kinda dry
Will taste much better if mixed with Night Elf thigh

And so, I’m offering this sampler plate
To Horde who hate Alliance too
Though I know that your watching your weight
Here’s some Elvish blood brew

About Oxhorn I’m an author, songwriter and movie-​maker who lives in Seattle, WA. I earned my BA in history from the University of Washington and have been interested in arguments, reasoning, research, writing and history ever since. I’m best known for my animated comedy machinima movies and music which you can find at oxhorn​.com. Visit brandonMdennis​.com for more about me, and be sure to subscribe, follow me on Twitter and Facebook. Watch my weekly live show, Scotch & Smoke Rings, at 7:00 PM Pacific for more classiness.