Lyrics - I’m Dreaming of an Epic Flying Mount

I’m dreaming of an eeepic flying mount
Just like the ones I’ve seen online
Be it drake or gryphon
There’s something missin’
I yearn, to fly fast all the time

I’m dreaming of an eeepic flying mount
With 310 percent flight speed
If one drops and my friends roll greed
I’ll be sure to always roll need

I’ve toured all dungeons, killed all bosses,
Done heroics farmed for gold and yet I’m grounded
On some really lame warhorse that
Moves as fast as orc spit, since vanilla-​WoW

Which is why

I’m dreaming of an eeepic flying mount
With every lame faction I grind
I’ve become passive and resigned
When in flight, to always be behind

About Oxhorn I’m an author, songwriter and movie-​maker who lives in Seattle, WA. I earned my BA in history from the University of Washington and have been interested in arguments, reasoning, research, writing and history ever since. I’m best known for my animated comedy machinima movies and music which you can find at oxhorn​.com. Visit brandonMdennis​.com for more about me, and be sure to subscribe, follow me on Twitter and Facebook. Watch my weekly live show, Scotch & Smoke Rings, at 7:00 PM Pacific for more classiness.