Lyrics — It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like This Raid Isn’t Going to Happen

It’s beginning to look a lot like this raid isn’t going to happen
Murphy’s Law today
Our tank is in Darkshore, our healer in Mulgore
And I think our stupid warlock’s afk

It’s beginning to look a lot like this raid isn’t going to happen
I’m stuck in a PUG
I have registered quite a gripe, ‘cuz I know this raid will wipe
And I need a hug

It seems our tank has DC’d and our leader agreed
That our Druid just will not suffice
Our Pallies are tough, true, but neither can buff
And they’re healing is quite far from nice
And wouldn’t you know, our Rogue just lagged and aggroed all the trash

It’s beginning to look a lot like this raid isn’t going to happen
Murphy’s Law today
Our DPS is a clown, we can’t get this boss down
And our instance leader just quit the whole raid

It’s beginning to look a lot like this raid isn’t going to happen
Our words are quite obscene
And the thing that makes us frown
Is that the server’s going down
In just fifteen

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One comment on “Lyrics — It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like This Raid Isn’t Going to Happen
  1. Kevin says:

    very great song! i love it.

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