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Lyrics - Mortuus’ Proposal

Published January 7, 2010

All my life I’ve pwned those n00bs
And been happy all alone
But then I saw your massive hooves
And knew that you were the one
So I’m asking you, with your tail so wide
My darling, sweet and dear Lacy
If you will be my lovely bride
And forever pwn those n00bs with me.

About Oxhorn

I’m an author, songwriter and movie-​maker who lives in Seattle, WA. I earned my BA in history from the University of Washington and have been interested in arguments, reasoning, research, writing and history ever since. I’m best known for my animated comedy machinima movies and music which you can find at oxhorn​.com. Visit brandonMdennis​.com for more about me, and be sure to subscribe, follow me on Twitter and Facebook. Watch my weekly live show, Scotch & Smoke Rings, at 7:00 PM Pacific for more classiness.

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