Lyrics — The Anti-Elf Anthem

Of all the men of Azeroth I must say,
That my least favorite race is the elf.
I’d rather have lunch with a fat ogre,
Than to spend one moment with an elf.
I’d rather take a slime to a homey pub,
Than to toast to an elf’s health.
They tall and purple and all too skinny,
And of this you must be sure,
That elves are the sickliest things around,
And sadly there is no cure.

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet
.
I’d rather go fishing with Onyxia,
Than to go fishing with an elf.
I’d rather go swimming with a dead murloc,
Than boating with an ugly elf.
Their voices are fem and they don’t resemble men,
They’re bodies are void of hair,
And so I’m sure you can understand,
Why they give me such a scare.

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet.

Despite my better judgment,
I once went camping with an elf.
He stole my s’mores and dented my pots,
And made the campground smell.
Of lavender and rose buds,
Such nasty smells they be.
And so I threw him into the lake,
Then went and had some tea.
Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet.

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12 comments on “Lyrics — The Anti-Elf Anthem
  1. amanda77kr says:

    You rock…I love this song.

  2. Anonymous says:

    yeah… oxhorn is the best WoW player of all time

  3. Anonymous says:

    great job on this one
    could you tell us where the music comes from please ( i’d love to sing this in my little choir in france !!!!!)

  4. Anonymous says:

    Thanks for posting! Oxhorns rocks! XD

  5. Dane says:

    hello, i was wondering if it would be ok if i posted these lyrycs on my webpage, if you could send a e-mail to my address at Dane@themightyhorde.9f.com that would help me alot, great song.

  6. Anonymous says:

    so true

  7. Anonymous says:

    TOTALLY AWESOME! This song totally cracks me up

  8. Anonymous says:

    this, my friends, stands as the definition of epic anti-elf ^_^

  9. lol omg what a funny song towards elfs on there

  10. Jarliofren says:

    need more vids i watched them all i long for more

  11. Matt says:

    “Their bodies are void of hair” is the correct spelling, not they’re… ^^

  12. The Face says:

    I approve of this song. Those Jungle Trolls should neve have migrated to Darkshore and began to evolve…

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