Lyrics - We Three Dwarves

We three Dwarves of Ironforge
drank until our bellies engorged
first we chomped it then we vomited
now our dinner’s been disgorged

We went out, Grimly, Boffin, and I
to wander drunk beneath the night sky
a shop we raided, Grimly fainted
Boffin lost his left most eye

Beer of wonder, beer delight
beer that makes us laugh and fight
no more thinking, must have drinking
each and every wondrous night

We saw King Bronzebeard out for a stroll
and pelted him with a rather stale roll
we made a blooper in our stupor
now we’re each out on parole

Our drinking disappointed our wives
Who threatened to part themselves from our lives
we heard their pleas which we wouldn’t appease
and drowned ourselves in 80-​proof rye

Beer of wonder, beer delight
beer that makes us laugh and fight
no more thinking, must have drinking
each and every wondrous night

Now our wives have gone away
our lives no longer happy and gay
we spend each hour crying a shower
wallowing in retched dismay

But… at least we have our…

Beer of wonder, beer delight
beer that makes us laugh and fight
no more thinking, must have drinking
each and every wondrous night

About Oxhorn I’m an author, songwriter and movie-​maker who lives in Seattle, WA. I earned my BA in history from the University of Washington and have been interested in arguments, reasoning, research, writing and history ever since. I’m best known for my animated comedy machinima movies and music which you can find at oxhorn​.com. Visit brandonMdennis​.com for more about me, and be sure to subscribe, follow me on Twitter and Facebook. Watch my weekly live show, Scotch & Smoke Rings, at 7:00 PM Pacific for more classiness.