Script - Orcs in SPACE! In Space

DR.

Hey DINK, I found this really cool sea-​shell.

DINK

Oh, neat! What dœs it do?

DR.

It’s a wishing shell. You hold it in your hands and make a wish, and whatever you wish comes true!

DINK

Wow, that’s great!

DR.

Truly great.

DINK

Great.

DR.

Truly great.

DINK

What should we wish for?

DR.

Well, it should be something really great.

DINK

Truly great.

DR.

No more of that now.

DINK

Ok sorry. I know, let’s wish for the very best thing in the world.

DR.

Sounds good! Here, you grab this half with you’re hand, and I’ll grab the other half with my hand… there we go.

BOTH

We wish upon wish for the greatest thing in the world!

Zap! They both appear in space.

DINK

Woah, what happened? Where are we?

DR.

It… looks like we’re back in space.

DINK

Really? How can you tell?

DR.

Well, look over there. See that?

DINK

Yeah…

DR.

That’s space.

DINK

Oh. And this is the greatest thing in the world?

DR.

I guess so.

DINK

Well, if the shell says so, it must be true. Hooray!

DR.

Hooray! We’ve found the greatest thing in the world!

DINK

Hooray!

DINK

Well, good night!

DR.

Good night.

They fall asleep.

NARRATOR

That… was the shortest waste of time in your life. Tune in next time for another tedious episode of, Orcs in SPACE!

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