Script — Oxhorn’s Unabridged Dictionary

I realized today that I have never posted a list of all my invented swear words and their definitions. So here you go, the complete list of Oxhorn’s invented swear words:

Oxhorn’s Unabridged Dictionary

BLIT, noun.

  1. A malicious, evil, selfish, unpleasant or otherwise contemptible person; (Timmy’s mom is a blit).
  2. Anything difficult or unpleasant; (that job was a blit).
  3. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (I’m going to kick you in the blit).

BLOIT, verb.

  1. To complain; gripe; (stop bloitting).
  2. To fumble, mess up, drop the ball; (I bloitted that one).
  3. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (he bloitted me in the foot).

BLOIT, phrasal verb.

  1. To shirk one’s duty; (just bloit it).
  2. To go away: used as an exclamation of impatience; (bloit off!)
  3. To waste time; (I bloitted all day).

BLOIT, interjection.

  1. Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as “you” or “it”; (go bloit yourself).

BLOIT, as an adjective, adverb.

  1. Damned; confounded; bloody; (that bloitting politician).

CHAK, verb.

  1. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (don’t chak him in the thumb).
  2. To be in an undesirable position, (I’m chakked).

FLAK, noun.

  1. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (she thumped me in the flak).
  2. To care, be concerned; (I don’t give a flak).

FLAK, verb.

  1. To be in an undesirable position, (you’re flakked).

GRAT, interjection.

  1. Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as “you” or “it”; (grat it!)

GRAT, as an adjective, adverb.

  1. Damned; confounded; bloody; (that gratting idiot).

WOLSH, verb.

  1. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (you wolshed that guy bad).
  2. To abuse or manipulate against one’s will; (I was thoroughly wolshed).
  3. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (I was hit in the wolsh).
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6 comments on “Script — Oxhorn’s Unabridged Dictionary
  1. Goreth, shamman of fire. says:

    >.>…i-im the first to comment? im new to this site so dont have the flakest idea…
    p.s. oxhorn ur kool, but i must complain that elves smell rather lovely to me.

  2. Anonymous says:

    oxhorn you rule man. im geting all my friends to use these new words, keep up the good work.
    p.s. bloit(noun) should also have “elf” as a definition

  3. Anonymous says:

    ok so it goes like this then. today i was so flakked my boitting mother told me that she was gonna blit me in my flak. it i didnt stop boilting all day playing WoW id be living on the bloiting street.

  4. Kilrai_Wolf says:

    Oxhorn and company is some of the best work I have seen. I was wondering, do you hate just the Night Elves or do you hate us Blood Elves as well?

    Kilrai. Blood Elf Hunter, Runetotem.

  5. bloitingflakker says:

    OMG i love you oxhorn, u rule. so anyways my bloiting blitty friend doesn’t give a wolsh on these flakking awesome words!!! i mean, what the flak? im gonna teach that bloiting blit a lesson on flakking swear words!!! lawl :3

  6. THE FLAKKER says:

    MY BLOITING DAD TOLD ME TO GRAT OFF CUZ HE BLOITING SAW MY FLAKKING INVENTED SWEAR WORDS THT UMADE ANYWAYS I TOLD HIM TO GRAT OFF CUZ HIS MOMS A BLIT WHO JUST SPENDS TH HOLE DAY FLAKKING SUCKING BLOITS AND BLITS HE SAID HES GOING TO BLOITING HIT ME SO HARD THAT I FLAKKING KICKS HIM IN HIS BLOIT BUT HE HAS NO BLIT SO I GOT MY FOOT STUCK IN HIS CHAK

    FROM THE FLAKKER

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