Script -- Oxhorn’s Unabridged Dictionary

I realized today that I have never posted a list of all my invented swear words and their definitions. So here you go, the complete list of Oxhorn’s invented swear words:

Oxhorn’s Unabridged Dictionary

BLIT, noun.

1. A malicious, evil, selfish, unpleasant or otherwise contemptible person; (Timmy’s mom is a blit).
2. Anything difficult or unpleasant; (that job was a blit).
3. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (I’m going to kick you in the blit).

BLOIT, verb.

1. To complain; gripe; (stop bloitting).
2. To fumble, mess up, drop the ball; (I bloitted that one).
3. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (he bloitted me in the foot).

BLOIT, phrasal verb.

1. To shirk one’s duty; (just bloit it).
2. To go away: used as an exclamation of impatience; (bloit off!)
3. To waste time; (I bloitted all day).

BLOIT, interjection.

1. Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as “you” or “it”; (go bloit yourself).

BLOIT, as an adjective, adverb.

1. Damned; confounded; bloody; (that bloitting politician).

CHAK, verb.

1. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (don’t chak him in the thumb).
2. To be in an undesirable position, (I’m chakked).

flAK, noun.

1. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (she thumped me in the flak).
2. To care, be concerned; (I don’t give a flak).

flAK, verb.

1. To be in an undesirable position, (you’re flakked).

GRAT, interjection.

1. Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as “you” or “it”; (grat it!)

GRAT, as an adjective, adverb.

1. Damned; confounded; bloody; (that gratting idiot).

WOLSH, verb.

1. To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly; (you wolshed that guy bad).
2. To abuse or manipulate against one’s will; (I was thoroughly wolshed).
3. Any part of anything, whether one’s body or a part of an object; (I was hit in the wolsh).

About Oxhorn I’m an author, songwriter and movie-​maker who lives in Seattle, WA. I earned my BA in history from the University of Washington and have been interested in arguments, reasoning, research, writing and history ever since. I’m best known for my animated comedy machinima movies and music which you can find at oxhorn​.com. Visit brandonMdennis​.com for more about me, and be sure to subscribe, follow me on Twitter and Facebook. Watch my weekly live show, Scotch & Smoke Rings, at 7:00 PM Pacific for more classiness.