“Tank Tank Heal Tank” Lyrics
These are the lyrics to my song “Tank Tank Heal Tank” in my movie Associate Professor Evil Kills All Ninja Looters.
Every week on Monday,
I kill ogres at six.
I spend five hours pwning them
and showing off my tricks.
Every week on Tuesday,
I fight kobolds at eight.
I’ll play online till 3 am
and never procreate.
*chorus*
I farm for rep on Wednesdays,
and Thursdays are a bore,
I do dailys all day long
‘cuz I am that hardcore.
On Fridays I am social
with all of my best friends.
We laugh and talk the night away
until our l33t raid ends.
*chorus*
On Saturdays, from one to ten,
my guild dœs epic raiding.
If I roll a ninety-nine
I’ll do some gear upgrading.
Sundays are my favorite days
when I get relaxation.
I grind for gold to buy a mount
like its my occupation.
Chorus
Tank, tank, heal, tank
stab, cast, pwn!
Kill, kill, respawn,
instance zone!
Epic, blue, green,
roll, loot, groan,
Tank, tank, heal, tank
stab, cast, pwn!
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About OxhornI’m an author, songwriter and movie-maker who lives in Seattle, WA. I earned my BA in history from the University of Washington and have been interested in arguments, reasoning, research, writing and history ever since. I’m best known for my animated comedy machinima movies and music which you can find at oxhorn.com. Visit brandonMdennis.com for more about me, and be sure to subscribe, follow me on Twitter and Facebook. Watch my weekly live show, Scotch & Smoke Rings, at 7:00 PM Pacific for more classiness. |
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Oxhorn(Quote)
Hey Oxhor, do you ever actually have time to play Warcraft anymore?
Anonymous(Quote)
i would love to be able to watch your videos, make that someday for itunes and stuff come sooner
BlondeLizSpaz(Quote)
Hope to see some of these songs on Facebook at some point. I’m sure people would love em all.
Wesley(Quote)
OMg i loooovvveee this song <3<3<3<3 great lob oxhorn go on
Harrysnot(Quote)
Hi, I like to pwn like the uber L33-t mortus.
starbuff of stormreaver
Anonymous(Quote)
Dude, you are ubar 1337 pwnage with all the videos you make. One question, how dœs Oxhorn, staghorn and Mortuus feel about all of the blood elves with the horde?
Anonymous(Quote)
Oh, Cut this part out of the video and put it on youtube! =D
Bargadiel(Quote)
This is an amazing song. Truly. I would LOVE for you to release a MP3 of this one. The quality is just so great, its just like something you’d hear over the radio by a big-name company. Great job on this one, release a cd with it!
Bargadiel(Quote)
Oh. Sorry, my mistake!
Anonymous(Quote)
That’s why I said SUPER role-players. Not regular role-players
And I hope to release my songs and movies on iTunes and other places someday.
Brandon M. Dennis(Quote)
I have left comments on youtube, wegame and now it comes to this…
Release your videos and/or songs on iTunes as a podcast, please.
D.Wario(Quote)
I enjoyed your film.
…but, I was rather annoyed at your placing Roleplayers amongst Goldsellers, Spammers, Cyber-people..
We don’t speak in old english and we don’t engage in cyber sex. All we really want is for Rp servers to be used for their purpose..
Anonymous(Quote)
I’ve been wondering, Oxhorn… have you or do you plan to ever actually sell your songs? I’d love to be able to listen to my favourite ones on the go.
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