In Store Now! (My Novel, That Is)

Ever since I started writing, I’ve often wondered how I’d react to seeing my novel for sale in a book store for the first time. Every weekend I would go to Barns & Noble with my college buddies and examine the fantasy books being displayed. I always walked away encouraged, because I knew that my novel was just as good if not better than these. Plus, no vampires. Continue reading

Manlyfesto 3 - Faith vs. Evidence

Science being science, evidence is a natural requirement that enables science to work. Without evidence, science would become something else. Thus, you can never believe anything scientifically unless you first understand the evidence. Continue reading

Manlyfesto 2 - Why I Want to be Filthy Ritch

In 1st Timothy 5:8, we read the following:

But if anyone dœs not provide for his relatives, and especially for members of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever. Continue reading

Manlyfesto 1 - The Big Bang

Preface

I dislike the word ‘manifesto’. As of today (April 2013), one of the first search results for that word is the manifesto of a nut-​job murderer, who wrote up a lengthy and asinine account of his personal troubles and then murdered a few people so the public would be interested in reading it. I’m certainly not doing anything like that. Instead, I’m writing down my personal world philosophy. These are the thoughts that go through my mind when I experience. These are the truths, discoveries, and assumptions by which I feel my way through this dim world. Every man’s task is to cut out a place in the world just for him, and this post describes my method for doing so. Continue reading

Oxhorn Wrote a Book! Introducing The Tale of Cloran Hastings

The Tale of Cloran Hastings--Buy for Kindle Continue reading

How to Create a Space Themed Nursery

Jodi and I are geeks. Specifically, we’re science geeks, especially about space exploration. When my beautiful wife discovered we’d be having a baby boy, she immediately knew that she wanted a space and sci-​fi themed nursery. Rockets, robots — you know, all that good stuff. She then spent many weeks finding all the things she wanted for the nursery before we put it together. Continue reading

#9 - Bumper Stickers

Classy people do not put stickers on their cars. They recognize that the color of the car is embellishment enough, and anything beyond it is just extra weight. Bumper stickers don’t make the car go faster, and if the car designers had planned on bumper stickers adding to the æsthetic appeal of the car, they would have provided them. Continue reading

Sandusky and Sodomy

Why Child Rape at Penn State Will Happen Again

Now they’re sorry. Now, they’ll promise over and over that this will never happen again. It only took world-​wide media coverage. I believe these allegations of child rape never came to light until now because of a sickness that all universities share; they feel they are above the law, and they’re in the education business not to educate, but to make profit. Pigs are flying folks! Oxhorn is complaining about “corporate” greed. Continue reading

#8 - Yard Sculptures

Classy people don’t put fake marble sculptures in their yard or garden. Continue reading

iPad Test

This is a test post from my iPad. I just installed the wordpress app and am trying to publish from may iPad. Will it work? Will my reading several be pestered by this rather worthless post? We will see! Continue reading

#7 - Sweatpants

Juicy and Sweaty don't go together Continue reading

How to Deal with Sociopaths

Hello Clarice...There are two things we must do when confronted with a sociopath; punish him and isolate him from humanity and human memory. Many other responses are inappropriate and can lead to greater tragedy. Continue reading

Does Travel Cure Bigotry? Why Only the Rich Think So

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-​mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Continue reading

This is a test post to see if ligatures are working.

The first waffle is due stiff graffiti and first street taffy for flowers in florida with an obœ over æons. Continue reading

#6 - The Word ‘Like’

Classy people don’t say the word ‘like’ more than once every three sentences. Continuous repetition of any word is very annoying, but particularly so when the word is misused, as is chronically done with ‘like’. There are three proper uses of the word ‘like’: Continue reading

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